Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

A being becomes human when you add meaning

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time