Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear