If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry