On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been