In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity