We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining