When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go