1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Easy to please but problematic to appease

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score