It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all