A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all