Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life