Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
There is no Status quo But there is Status
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
