On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God