In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be