According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Easy to please but problematic to appease

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service