Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up