In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
