All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker