Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds