As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Human beings find the position of… But not being able to say it Intolerable But other human beings find being… Intolerable

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…