There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell