I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
