I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…