How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious