Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing