My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death