Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

I want what you want so I want a cow

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion