On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Why do people hate Jews? Or, restated as a Jew Why do they hate us? Let’s answer that question with a… Who are we?

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but