My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,