Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us