1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy