When God closes one store He opens another

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because