People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried