If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny