In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis