When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
