The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…