Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
