A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

I have an idea: I have no idea

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life