The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
I will gladly suffer fools for love
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
