If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear