All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
