Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest