When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths