If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else