Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…