Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…