Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error