Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
