In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
