Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain