We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God