If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”