You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

Love may never win but love always ties

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…