When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me