A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
