Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe