You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste