Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail