When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds