The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
