I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that