Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had