To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of